Locking my grandma in the toilet

alexander andrew para usuario 18:30 (1 hora antes)

Dear Sir,
Alan Shephard is waiting for the 800 pounds to start processing your divorce case.yuo should send the money to Him.
Thanks.

Gallofa Potipoti y Tejo para alexander 19:01 (1 hora antes)

I have already sent an email to Alan. Im waiting for his reply.

Did you receive my previous email? I will resend it to you:

Gallofa Potipoti y Tejo to alexander

Hi again Andrew,

I have few questions about the divocer issue. Do you have any divorced friend? I would like to ask him some questions about the "after life". My wife is a pain in the right center of my de.........................................

alexander andrew para usuario 19:12 (54 minutos antes)

Unfortunately nobody on a divorce case won or lost will ever like to discuss the issue,perhaps because of the lost feelings or the bad experience.

Well,if it's 300 pounds that you have to send to ALAN SHEPHARD for now,you better send it to him immediately because He is tired of waiting for it.

He just informed me now that if He did not receive the fund from you today,that He will hand off the case.

Thanks.

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ooohhh nooo! no dejes de ayudarme Alan! ....... jaja
a ver que les puedo contar para que no se estresen durante el fin de semana en el q no estare pendiente del email......
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Gallofa Potipoti y Tejo para alexander 20:24 (0 minutos antes)

Dear Andrew and Alan

I have very good news for everyone: I GOT THE MONEY!

Im not very proud about how I got it (I locked for a while my grandmother in the restroom when she went to do number 2) but the end really justify the means, dont you think? Anyway, she is my political grandmother, not the real one...

Andrew, you are very right... nobody will lost or win in a divorce. I was being selfish and thinking only about me without taking into consideration my two childrens. Now, I dont know if I should "fight" to get them with me or if it has came the time for them to know the truth about life and let them discover how shitty the world is, how many bad people are around and how they must keep the good friends and to stay away of that one's that only want you to "comer leslapo yasinpa garunduro" (Its an old dialect from southamerica that means "people who is with you just for their own interest").

Alan, what do you think I should do? can you fight also for my kids? or this should be another case? How much it will cost?

Anyway, regarding the money transfer, I will go to the main office of Western Onion to send it right now to your account: Alan Shepard(London,Uk).

Keep in touch!

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vaya... si me he equivocado al poner Shephard... creo q el dinero no llegara............ ji ji ji. Se enteraran antes de les diga yo q no existe Alan Shepard en los registros de Western Onion?

My Wife Id...

barristeralan shephard para usuario 23:04 (17 horas antes) Responder

Thanks for the pictures,they are really beautifull.I love them.Thanks.

I have submitted the neccessary papers for your DIVORCE CASE and the certified endorsement would be out soon.

Yes,I need a copy of your wife's identification which would be attached to the case file. Have you send the money ?

barristeralan shephard para usuario 2:24 (14 horas antes)

I am expecting the western union transfer details of the 800 pounds with your wife's copy of identification to start off the porcessings on your DIVORCE CASE

Gallofa Potipoti y Tejo para barristeralans. 17:17 (0 minutos antes)

Dear Alam, Im very happy you could see the pictures of my lovely place. You are from London? Ive never been there. Its as rainy and grey as everybody have told me?

Here I send you the photo identification of my wife that you need (I took it this year after a "Enculada party" we did at home). Last time I gave you her personal details. If you need more let me know it.

Regarding the money, I have found a Western Onion in Tijuana but not in Playas de Tijuana (my home town). I will go to their office as soon as I can "steal" the money from the secret safety box we have behind a paiting in the room of my grandmother. Its gonna be difficult because she is very old and spend the whole day in the bed (she cannot move by herself) but I have few ideas...
I will keep you post.

Regateando el timo...

alexander andrew para usuario mostrar detalles 21:32 (19 horas antes) Responder

Don't worry,everything will soon be over.Alan Shephard informed me that He will help you to divorce the woman so that you can have a free life.ok

Gallofa Potipoti y Tejo para alexander 17:00 (0 minutos antes) Responder

Hi again Andrew,

I have few questions about the divocer issue. Do you have any divorced friend? I would like to ask him some questions about the "after life". My wife is a pain in the right center of my deep ass but Im gona miss her.... mostly her limpiadadesable (housewife works). I have never did a limpiadadesable (as a housewife Im useless).

About Alan, do you know if Alan have done it before? A divorce I mean... And do you think that 800pounds is a fair price? You told me that he is a "Guru" but maybe I just need a normal one.

Furthermore, I could only transfer to him 300 pounds. Otherwise my lovely / hated future ex-wife will ask me so many questions about the money...

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que tengo estafas baratitas oyeeeee! q me las quitan de las manosss!!!