Help me Alan!

barristeralan shephard para usuario mostrar detalles 0:36 (7 horas antes)

Dear BENEFICIARY.
Attention :Sir Ref : hsbc/dk5-08/batch67880
Our Executive Director,Mr.Alexander S.K.Green instructed me to assist you with your on-line request for your fund transfer.
Give me your informations for the on-line account.
Faithfully, Alan Shephard.

Gallofa Potipoti y Tejo para barristeralans. mostrar detalles 8:12 (1 minuto antes) Responder

Hi Alan. My name is Gallofa Potipoti y Tejo.

I have two problems I would like you to help me at the same time.
1) opening a new account
2) my divorce

can you help me with both of them? obviosuly, I would pay you for the second one.

I prefer Alexander!

alexander andrew para usuario mostrar detalles 0:28 (7 horas antes) Responder
I have given Him your contact.He will reach you for the details on how to open the on-line account.expect his mail.

alexander andrew para usuario mostrar detalles 0:49 (7 horas antes) Responder
Have you heard from Him?

Gallofa Potipoti y Tejo para alexander mostrar detalles 8:09 (0 minutos antes)

Hi Andrew! Wiki wiki mornings!

Yesterday I had to go out to eat something with my lovely/hated wife. I did have heard from Alan but I didnt have time to reply him. Do you know which information I will need to open the account? I told him to help me with my divorce issues but he didnt mention anything about it...

PS: after he open the account... will be you the one who help me? is not that I dont trust him but I like your manners...
By the way, I heard that there is a huge crisis in Europe. how are you doing? After I got the money I can loan you something if you need it.

Email erroneo Andrew!

alexander andrew para usuario mostrar detalles 0:12 (2 minutos antes)
mailllllll@yahoo.co.uk contact him now. If i may ask you,what is your nationality,age,occupation ?

Gallofa Potipoti y Tejo para alexander mostrar detalles 0:15 Responder
I have tried again and error error error :( are you sure that the mail address is barristeralanshephard@yaho.co.uk ?¿¿?
I am from Mexico, 51 years old, and I work as a teacher for small childrens (4 - 12 years old).

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lo de profesor es para declararle un dia mi devocion por los niños... jijijijiji
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alexander andrew para usuario 0:18 (0 minutos antes)
Sorry there was a mistake on the email address Here is it : mailllll@yahoo.co.uk

Gallofa Potipoti y Tejo para barristeralans. 0:23 (0 minutos antes)

Dear Alan, A friend of mine has told me to contact you (he is Alexander, he is trying to help me to transfer some money to my account). He has told me that you are a guru in your field. I would like you to help me to create a bank account.

Since Im gonna have a lot of money, I would like also to divorce. Can you help me also? Obviously, I would pay you (you can even get my wife as part of the payment...).

PS: I have add Alexander email in Cc to demonstrate I know who is him. Hi Alexander!
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he puesto de nuevo mal la direccion.... por eso meti en copia a Andrew xD
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Gallofa Potipoti y Tejo para alexander 0:26
I have send you the email to alan and to you also. I dont know why I have got another delivery error can you help me please?

Andrew y los q le rodean

alexander andrew para usuario
0:00 (8 minutos antes)

my borther there is no perfect marriage, no marriage is best.It takes God to build a union called marriage.To my best,my family have a lot of confidence on me,and i have always been at my best not to let the people around me down because to trust is difficult.

Being at the pole position in my office have realy exposed me to a lot of things in life and i have also learnt to be responsible and result oriented because a lot of people depends on me for their respective earns and obligations of life.I will always advice people to think more about others and we would surelly have a hand of friendship.

Meanwhile,have you contacted Alan Shephard Esq for the on-line account ? I have called Him on that,He should be expecting your mail like i informed Him.

Gallofa Potipoti y Tejo para alexander mostrar detalles 0:08 (1 minuto antes) Responder
I know finding a perfect marriage is impossible (but I hope the 15M$ Im gonna get help me on that)
I always trust in the people till they do something I cannot forgive. For instance, my brother stole my Mercedes one day and I dont talk to him since then... If only he would ask for the car...
You really seem to care about your family and people around you. with me you are being very nice and I would like to pay you back some day.

Regarding Mr Alan, I dont know what happened but everytime I try to send the email an error appears in my screen.This is the error message: Mail Delivery Subsystem para usuario mostrar detalles 23:57 (0 minutos antes) Responder

This is an automatically generated Delivery Status NotificationDelivery to the following recipient failed permanently: mailllllll@yaho.co.uk Technical details of permanent failure:

BLA BLA BLA

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Fijate por donde q creo plenamente su parrafo en el q dice q es result oriented y q de el depende gente... obviamente no en el sentido q me quiere hacer creer xD

se dara cuenta de que he puesto yaho ???

Alan Shephard

Alan Shephard es el jefe del departamento legal de la empresa para la q trabaja Andrew.

El me va a ayudar a crear una cuenta bancaria donde transferir dinero.

Ademas tambien me ayudara en mi divorcio de mi mujer, la cual me engaña desde hace años. La pille un dia en el cine con el vecino viendo "si no me llamo Curro Jimenez porque tengo este trabuco".

Los datos de contacto de Alan se reducen a un email, el cual, no paro de escribir mal solo para volver loco a Andrew.

EDITADO: mas informacion sobre Alan

Alan Shephard Esq.
Legal Representative.
Hong Kong Shanghai Banking Corp (HSBC BANK).
22 Victoria Street,
LONDON SWIH 0NB.

Our Families...

Sera que estos estafadores tambien tiene su pequeño corazon o simplemente querra ganarse mi confianza? lo lleva claro... jaja

alexander andrew para usuario 23:42 (3 minutos antes)

Yes,I have a family of 5.
Are you faithfull to your wife ? Are you ?

Gallofa Potipoti y Tejo para alexander 23:50

wow 5 people. your wife and 4 children?

I have been faithful for looooong years... but since I discovered her with my neighbour in a cinma watching "Si no me llamo curro Jimenez Porque Tengo Este Trabuco" lets say I... I... had few afairs...

and you? are you faithful? does your wife and the people around you trust you?

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Contestara q si? ...

My Divorce: Andrew, is you fault!

alexander andrew para usuario 23:33 (1 minuto antes)
Alan Shephard Esq is Legal Guru with a very envious record,He will surelly met your legal desires,But why do you want to divorce your wife ?I hope Im not interfering in your marital matters with the question.
Gallofa Potipoti y Tejo para alexander 23:40
Wow! I will thel Alan that I really apreciate his help in that other matter.

I want to divorce from my wife because since 2 years ago I think she is cheating me. I couldnt divorce before because she has all the bank accounts of our marriage. But now that I have won such amount of money I will finally be free. Thats why I need a new account. Thanks for asking... latelly I have been very lonely... Do you have a wife?
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si Andrew decide dar marcha atras con la estafa para salvar mi matrimonio lo mismo hasta le hago una transferencia a su favor jaja

Legal Department... and my wife!

este andrew es un listillo... Lo iba a putear mucho haciendome pasar por el peor usuario de internet del mundo mientras creabamos la cuenta online y va y se me escapa del marron redirigiendolo a un jefe suyo y tal... pues va a flipar! no sere capaz de escribir el email bien en siglos!

alexander andrew para usuario 23:14 (15 minutos antes)
You dont need to go through that protocol because it would definitely going to cost you more,all you needed to do is to contact ALAN SHEPHARD ESQ(maillllllllll AT yahoo.co.uk) He is the head of the Legal department,just tell that i directed you to him so that He would give you a maximum audience. contact him now and i will call him to notify him as well.

Gallofa Potipoti y Tejo para alexander 23:30 (2 minutos antes)
that sound perfect Mr Alexander. If I had to do the account online we would had to wait weeks. I dont even know how to use the washing machine... I think Im technologyphobic...

I will email as soon as possible Mr Shephard. I hope he could help me. By the way, since he is the head of the Legal Department, do you think he could help me with my divorce? I dont want to share the moneey with mi wife. NOOO WAY.

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Mr Smith Dandy para usuario 14:05 (9 horas antes)

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con este estafador quiero averiguar los limites de tontuna q tiene esta gente... le dire MUUUCHAS chorradas...

No tengo una cuenta en el HBSC...

alexander andrew para usuario 19:03 (3 horas antes)

Dear Sir, Since you do not have account with us(HSBC BANK),you should provide the details of your account where the fund would be TRAMSFERRED TO as follows :

The name of the BankThe Address of the BankThe Account numberThe telephone number of the BankThe Telex number of the BankThe Swift code of the BankThe Routing number of the Bank.

The TRANSFER has been scheduled on friday this week and we are now ready to carry out the order effectively.

Acknowledge and treat urgent.

Respectfully,Alexander S.K.GreenExecutive DirectorHsbc Bank Plc.London

Gallofa Potipoti y Tejo para alexander mostrar detalles 23:01

wow! that bunch of information. how could I get it?

alexander andrew para usuario 23:04 (2 minutos antes)
Ok.You will need to open an on-line account with HSBC BANK and the fund will be transferred in to the account for your immediate access and withdrawal. S.k.Green

Gallofa Potipoti y Tejo para alexander 23:07
ok. can you give me the internet address of the HSBC BANK so I can open the online account? Im a newbie in internet... :S

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Como decidi dejarle en paz con la otra cuenta, voy a gastarle las mismas bromas que la primera vez... MUAAAAHAHAHAHAHA